i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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