Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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