maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
