I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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