I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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