Porn is love you can see.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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