The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
