i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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