You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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