It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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