i think i have herpe
just one?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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