so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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