That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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