brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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