Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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