Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just invented taco cereal.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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