i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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