Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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