i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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