at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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