Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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