Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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