I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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