just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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