doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He kissed a someone with a penis
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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