Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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