That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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