Define "chronic" masturbator.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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