I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize