he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
