we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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