is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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