i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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