But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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