That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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