This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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