I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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