i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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