Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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