we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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