i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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