hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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