My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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