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  a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's only a little bit crosseyed.

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  I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.

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• (714): View more from California

  All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.

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• (845): View more from New York

  This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked

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  Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.

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