why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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