# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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