Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
