put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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