I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She bit a glass in half.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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