real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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