garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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