This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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