Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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