I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm always down for nudity.
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